Saturday, June 28, 2008

where do babies come from?

My Mama Lola asked me one day when I was being naughty and a menace to her...

Mama Lola: Aki, alam mo ba kung saan ka galing? (Aki, do you know where you came from?)

Aki: Opo kay Mama Donna nilagay ako don ni Papa Mark... (yes, I came from Mama Donna, Papa Mark put me inside her tummy)

Mama Lola: Kapag makulit ka pa, ippasok kita ulet sa tiyan ni Mama Donna! (if you son't behave yourself I'm going to put you back inside your Mama's tummy!)

Aki: Hala Mama Lola! Ang liit ni Mama Donna eh, ang laki ko na kaya... tska paano ako kakain don? (Oh no Mama Lola! You can't because My Mama Donna is so small, I'm a big boy now... and how will I get to eat there?)

Even in the most extreme cases I still have to think of my stomach... hehehe...

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